London Press

Arsenal 4 Porto 0

Aalborg 0 Manchester United 3

KENNY MILLER last night admitted he’s not bothered about scoring at Ibrox - so long as he nets a half-ton on the road

ARTUR BORUC has won a recall to the Polish squad after assuring manager Leo Beenhakker there will be no repeat of his late-night drinking antics.

UEFA CUP hopeful Stevie Hammell reckons helping Motherwell to knock-out Nancy would be a career high and would even eclipse the day he made his Scotland debut.

SCOTLAND will face Argentina at Hampden - and it won’t cost the SFA a cool £1 million.

ROBIN VAN PERSIE and Manu Adebayor both hit double top for classy Arsenal

SHAMED Richard Bacon is ‘banned’ from Queen’s Blue Peter 50th anniversary party

DESPERATE Housewife Susan grabs a house painter for a snog in fifth series

STRICTLY host Bruce Forsyth exists on diet of plain biscuits and soup, Tess Daly says